1) Try explaining what friendster is to a person who has never used it before. I'm serious. It's virtually impossible to do without making it sound like a weird cult.
2) Two words. Status: Single.
3) You have a new message from [Insert Desi Guy Name]:
"hello you look sexy nice profile like to meet you i nice guy."
4) Interested in meeting people for ... Well, I don't know. I'm not really looking for friends. If someone wrote me and said "You seem cool, let's meet up, I'd like to make some new friends." I would think "This person is a freak." And then I would complain about how difficult it is to meet nice, new people.
5) If I look at one more person's picture and the caption says something like "Annie and I at my friend's wedding" I am going to have a conniption. They should call it peoplewhosegrammarsuckster.
6) Wait, Angela, you know my friend John's cousin Bob? How did I never know this? Oh my god! What a small world!!! We all have to hang out sometime!
7) There are some people I really wish had no way of tracking me down or knowing where I am and what I'm up to.
8) You can never just "look" at friendster. It sucks you in and turns into an hour diversion, at least.
9) Friendster can turn even the most level headed person into a stalker. Jake is still single as of last week. He signed in yesterday? Well he obviously has access to the internet. But for some reason he can't return my e-mail. Just greeeaaat.
10) Oh who am I kidding. Friendster rocks. Some person's profile I once looked at said he was affiliated with "friendswithbenefitster." Hilarious.
1 comment:
damn i'm dying... can completely relate.. have some fun friendster stories.. my cousin 911'd me when she found out she can be tracked to the people she stalked.. :)
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